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Alice in Real Life by =citywings:iconcitywings:



Her mouth says forgiveness and her eyes say,
“kill the infidels.”  She plays at being thirteen
and thirty, Jennifer Garner gone horribly,
horribly wrong and without the paycheck.
She says her love grows exponentially
then takes her shotgun to the furry woodland
creatures in the backyard, and all lawn gnomes
for a three-mile radius.  The neighbors know
about her, but there’s nothing can be done
without more money than they make in
ten lifetimes.  Such is the life.

They say her house is filled with taxidermy,
dead moose, dead rabbits, dead squirrels,
sometimes dead pets when the moon is right
because everybody knows it makes you mad.
In her basement there is a human corpse
filled with sawdust and not yet mounted
except in the necrophilia sense.  They accuse
but never out loud.  They demand
but never expect to receive.  There’s nothing.

The monsters she gave birth to became
minor politicians, sweet-talking their way into
homes and families of their own, Perseus
in love with Medusa, Hercules with
at least one of the mythical  beasts he killed.
She only had girls.  Everyone knows
women are half devil and half God,
depending on how fast they open their legs.
They say.
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The monsters she gave birth to become minor politicians....that's pretty delicious work there...
riot flavored ^_^

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people should not be afraid of their governments.
THEY SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ZOMBIES.
nice this one

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Dying is an art like everything else and I do it exceptionally well...
:blackrose:
many thanks <3

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people should not be afraid of their governments.
THEY SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ZOMBIES.
I was going to tell you to enter this in the Alice in Wonderland contest, and then I found it was cancelled.

Either way, this is win.

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Enter my monthly literature contests: [link] :)
danke schoen chiquita
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sorry this is trilingual, i tried driving today and am plagued with strange psychological uncertainty as a result

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ZOMBIES ON THE EVENT HORIZON, M'LORD

Death is coming and we've been making charts, wasting time. I am a batshit genius scientist prophet goddess and I guess this message is to let you know I won't be in tomorrow. (Joey Comeau)
oh my.

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I think the Jennifer Garner reference tries to play too much into popular culture,
and I can't tell whether the monsters are referring to the "heroes" or the "monsters" they killed--I am thinking monsters because you said "girls" later on, though it would be stronger if you had meant Perseus and Hercules.

But this is an absolutely amazing piece. I am really glad it was recommended to me.

Thanks for writing,
J.

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"Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris.
Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior."
- Catullus
It referred to the monsters/girls, but in an ironic sense--what I was writing about, or what I meant when I wrote it, was that perception is nine-tenths of the law, or something like that, even though it's usually flawed and people aren't what they do or what they seem to do.

Also thank you so very very (incredibly epically, etc.) much and so am I!

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ZOMBIES ON THE EVENT HORIZON, M'LORD

Death is coming and we've been making charts, wasting time. I am a batshit genius scientist prophet goddess and I guess this message is to let you know I won't be in tomorrow. (Joey Comeau)

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